Today:
Got carded at the grocery store buying wine and the girl at the register, who mind you was young enough to be my daughter. [If I got knocked up at like 13, hey, it happens people] took my license, did an overly dramatic double take at me 3 or 4 times [damn teenagers!] and then proceeded to basically tell me how I was so much fatter than I am now and this doesn't even look like me.
So I was all "Oh, yeah, I was like 9 months pregnant when I took that picture" and I totally wasn't.
I really gotta get that taken care of.
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